Ever seen a commercial that just makes you want to bash your head in?

I know I have. Hi, I'm Sarah. This is my commercial bashing blog. Commercials often aggravate me. I come from a family where advertising scrutinizing is a common pastime; both of my parents either are or were at one point in time "in" advertising. Bad advertising is rampant in our media, and it's my mission to exploit and criticize it. Here we go.

I don't care if Kate Walsh is a good actress or that she's on everybody's favorite show or that she's beautiful. This is a stupid commercial that makes me hate Cadillacs twice as much as I already did.

No, Walsh, my car does not turn me on. Furthermore, I do not want it to turn me on. Let's take a moment to consider what it would be like if every time someone turned the key to their massive, ugly, gas-sucking SUVs, they got "turned on." I don't think I need to elaborate.