It's not about the buffalo wings...

This commercial is easy for a girl to hate for obvious reasons, but I'd like to point out some things that may not have initially occurred to you.

First and foremost, the girlfriend is stupid for agreeing to eat at this whore-infested diner and, moreover, date this lascivious dolt. By the way, is that Chad? Yeah, it's Chad.

The serious problem with this commercial, however, is the nasty waitress's name. I don't think you can see it on the YouTubes version, but her name tag says "Sarah." Sarah is a nice, good, wholesome name. She didn't have to have a name, why disgrace the name of hundreds of thousands of women across the world? I bet the director had just broken up with an amazing girl named Sarah and named the waitress in spite of her. But now I'm personally offended. Thanks, guys.